Fun with Gerald Ford

So the fucking President of Grenada doesn't want me to attend the meeting, huh?
Well, he better fucking hope I never become President cause I'll pave his fucking country for Christmas!

"Hey everyone, I'm dressed almost as flashy as that Negro singer!"

"At this point, he is but a child, but our brainwashing will be complete by the turn of the century
and we will be in control of the Presidency!"

"Bob, meet me in the back and bring that revolutionary new CIA sex drug Code name Niagra!"

"C'mon, it'd be the quickest 200 bucks you ever made!"

"I just want to say that Super 8 China Buffet has the best Number 7 Pork platter in the world!" Jimmy Carter.

"Mrs. Ford! Was that really necessary? You're going to regret that tomorrow when you're sober !"

No sir. We checked and there are no 7 castaways. Its just a TV show called "Gilligan's Island" sir.

"So, you're not gay? Wow, I guess that bow tie really threw me off."

"Soon, young Jedi, the Sith will arise once again"

"Henry, all these flowers make me feel so pretty..."

"That's nothing, Ronnie! Wait til you see what she does with that snake!"

Get out of the way you idiots, we're backing up!

"I don't care who you are. You call my wife again
and I swear, you're a freakin' dead man."

Separated at Birth?

Commandant Spangler from "Malcolm in the Middle"	Gerald Ford in Uniform