Barbra Streisand is calling

for the Impeachment of the President!

(Apologies to Dr. Suess)

Stop all the government and everyone in it!

Adjourn the congress and halt the Senate!

We've received an edict from Hollywood's wisest resident

Barbra Streisand is calling for the Impeachment of the President!

 

Barbra Streisand is saying to take up the fight

And acting in movies has given her priceless political insight

For she's a political genius in the mold of Jimmy Carter

And being isolated in her billion dollar mansion

has only made her smarter!

 

Now Barbra says "Bush must go!

In fact we should have done it 2 years ago!

He trashed the Red Cross And Ruined FEMA

He's melting the polar ice caps and caused Hurricane Katrina!"

 

Bush opened the levees cuz he doesn't care about Blacks

He stole both elections and attacked poor Iraq!

He put reactionary judges on the Supreme Court bench

He's even alienated our true loyal buddies, the French

  

His lust for oil knows no bounds

He'll ruin the environment by drilling in caribou mating grounds!

I might sound shrill as a shrew but I know what Bush wants to do

Bush wants to drill in the hills where the caribou screw!

 

Now the critics are swarming and the storm clouds are forming

cause Bush is the monster who caused Global Warming

 

So Barbra decided to get the ball rollin'

She clapped her hands and called for James Brolin

"Jimmy get me a crayon and I'll write a speech

My pithy web site will convince the public to impeach!

My complex thinkings can save this nation

It's time I give the country the benefit of my High School edumacation!

 

If I were elected emperor I'd be nobody's dope.

I'd appoint Bill Clinton as President

and Martin Sheen as the new pope

        I'd kill Bill O'Reilly and enact martial law

        And the hood ornament of my limo would be the head of Rush Limbaugh!

 

As an environmentalist I'd clean up our nation

I'd ban cars and lawnmowers and mass transportation

        I'd ban sugar and that demon Nutrasweet

        I'd ban cigarettes and Republicans and eating red meat

        

        And just to make sure the South has no fun

I'd ban pickup trucks, Nascar, bullets and guns!

 

I know the cause of our problems so I'll take a stand

and implement my plan to ban the White Man!

They've ruined the forests and poisoned the air

So we'll build a fence around Utah and move them all there

 

I want our lakes to be clean and our seas always foaming

I care more about the spotted owl than I care about jobs in Wyoming

Animals are special and should have more rights than Man

So you can't own a shotgun but your cocker spaniel can!

 

                Has she gone mental this screen star of Yentl?

Thinking that she always knows what is best

Or is it yet another Hollywood case

Where one confuses wisdom with success?

 

Barbra please stick to singing

and stop posting what you think

For websites are like assholes

Everyone has one and they all stink